September 29, 2008

Patches? We Don’t Need No Stinking Patches!


Why do self-conscious Americans wear Canadian patches on our bags when we travel? Because those in other parts of the world think we are arrogant, ignorant, self-rightous blowhards, who have interfered too many times in world events ever since 1914.

Our standing in the world is praised by capitalists, and scorned by the other 99%. Our forays into the politics of Central and South America, Eastern Europe, as well as the Middle East, has created a whole new generation of angry teenagers intent on remedying our actions.

A few steps that would go a long way:

1. Cut our reliance on ALL imports of oil, be they be from Canada, Saudi Arabia, or Mexico, our three largest suppliers.

2. Realize that the U.S. environmental footprint is 5x the global average, and that we live like kings compared to other parts of the world.

3. Heal the Cold War wounds once and for all, and realize that nuclear weapons are good for NO country or organization to have… except the U.S.

4. I think Thomas Friedman puts it in a good way, comparing a financial bailout to real infrastructure development.

5. Catch Osama bin Laden, and get out of the Middle East before we do any more harm.

All in all, I think that an Obama win would go a long way towards restoring our stature in the world, but as the saying goes, “It’s not how many votes a candidate gets, but who counts the votes that matters.”

Other Links

I don’t know why 9% are still undecided. I mean, really? You can’t tell the difference between a future president and a doddering fool?

Our forays into Pakistan were alluded to in the debate…

A little primer on Yucca Mountain, NV, where the federal government has been trying to store nuclear waste since 1982. McCain doesn’t think we should hold up the project, as long as the spent fuel doesn’t travel through Arizona.

Slate predicts McCain's next 10 Hail Mary stunts. Because feigning authority in the bailout negotiations, and claiming it unseemly to be campaigning during this crisis, probably isn’t the end of his schenanigans.

It’s not getting much notice, but there’s $25B going to the auto companies too…

Though a bit outdated, as 24-hour news cycles go, Letterman’s skewering of McCain’s no-show is priceless.

Lastly, this is another reason I’m optimistic about November.

September 27, 2008

Presidential Debate Recap... sort of.


I’m sorry, but I watched the debates last night too. It was no “tie,” and Obama did not merely “hold his own.” It was a slaughter, but why isn’t anybody saying so?

Aside from Obama forgetting McCain’s name from time to time, “Jim? Tom?” at no point did he lose his footing nor give any ground to McCain on his supposed strength. Sure, McCain was able to list off world leaders in the Baltic and former Soviet states, and over the course of his 26 year Senate career has traveled extensively. But it comes nowhere close to making up for his grouchy mumbling through a long series of Republican talking points. In any case, McCain needed to win this debate outright given the troubles his record has given him over the past week. That didn’t happen.

Here’s the transcript if you want to relive the beating in all it’s word-by-word glory.

But if you don’t, here are a few items that haven’t seemed to get much notice yet, but I found telling:

Obama: The McCain/Bush “orgy of spending” is “hard to swallow.” We haven’t had this sort of salacious news coverage since the Lewinsky trial. Good work, Barry and Jim*.

After both candidates gave pretty similar, in my mind, answers about Russia being the aggressor in the conflict with Georgia, McCain dropped this little propaganda bomb, left over from 1985: “…Russia has now become a nation fueled by petro-dollars that is basically a KGB apparatchik-run government. I looked into Mr. Putin's eyes, and I saw three letters, a "K," a "G," and a "B."” I would feel SO much safer with McCain, and his nuanced view of the world, in the White House Situation Room.

McCain: “America is still the greatest producer, exporter and importer.” Sorry, China passed us in exports in 2006. However, we are the world leader in debt obligations to other countries ($13T), so we have THAT going for us, which is nice…

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, as proposed by McCain: “What I have proposed for a long time, and I've had conversation with foreign leaders about forming a league of democracies, let's be clear and let's have some straight talk.” A new world order? Where have I heard that before…? Oh, wait, you mean the former president was actually speaking in SUPPORT of the United Nations?

The man just knows world affairs. McCain on Iran: “The Iranians have a lousy government, so therefore their economy is lousy, even though they have significant oil revenues.” Is that why you won’t talk to them, John? And speaking of, do you really know who controls Iran? For starters, it’s not Ahmadinejad, whose name you can’t pronounce.

While Sarah Palin didn’t field questions after the debate (liberal media bias**), reporters did catch up to her in Philadelphia and asked what she thought about the debate. "McCain did awesome. He was great. He was absolutely on his game." That was “on his game?” We have another shellacking to look forward to…

Anyways, we’re likely going hear about the debate for the next couple of weeks, and I couldn’t be more excited.

VOTE


* Obama: “I just want to make this point, John, it's been your president who you said you agreed with 90 percent of the time who presided over this increase in spending. This orgy of spending and enormous deficits you voted for almost all of his budgets. So to stand here and after eight years and say that you're going to lead on controlling spending and, you know, balancing our tax cuts so that they help middle class families when over the last eight years that hasn't happened I think just is, you know, kind of hard to swallow.”

** "We've been getting some emails from viewers out there wondering why we spent some time interviewing Joe Biden, the Democratic vice presidential nominee and not Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee. We would have loved to interview--we'd still love to interview Sarah Palin. Unfortunately we asked, we didn't get that interview...We're hoping that Sarah Palin will join us at some point down the road." Wolf Blitzer, CNN, 9/26/08

September 26, 2008

Jury Duty – REVEALED!!


After accidentally-on-purpose missing a jury summons a few months ago, The Man finally caught up to me again. So yesterday, I arrived to the Supreme Court building in downtown Brooklyn. It was a rather uneventful day, I mostly just read the news on the interweb blog websites. Except for the following…

A direct quote taken completely out of context (I just happened to look up at this moment) from my Jury Education Video that was playing on about ten flat screen TVs around the room: “Diversity is a great threat to our society, and our judicial system as well.” Wait, what?!

This is classic. A woman two rows in front of me – granted, she seemed a little dim from how she was talking to the people next to her -- maybe in her late forties, takes the cake as a Future Darwin Award Winner. The court officer who was running things was going through all the reasons you could be excused, and got to “If you don’t have a working knowledge of the English language you may be excused. Please come to the front of the room so I can sign your forms.” This lady stood up and walked to the front of the room and talked to the officer for about a minute. He then asked her to sit back down, because the very fact that she could understand the question, meant she had a working knowledge of the English language.

I was audibly laughing to myself from the moment she stood up.

On the other hand, she could have just been hard of hearing, and I’m an evil presumptive bastard…

The other thing that gave me hope about the human species was when people would arrive to jury duty, even when their summons card had a different date on it. I mean, isn’t that the true nature of civic duty? The bluebirds of joy sang when those who went up to the front of the room to try and get excused for having the wrong date on their card, only to find out that today’s date was, in fact, on their card. Even after it was read about 5 times over the loud speaker. In all seriousness, I am shocked humans haven't died out years ago.

And that, was jury duty. I didn’t get picked for a jury, got out early, and went rock climbing. Good day, all in all. I would recommend it to anyone. Think of it as Civic Freedom Day.


Palin finally answers real questions. And Dan Quayle now has a date to the Bottom of the Barrel prom.

Hyperboles, once thought dead, are alive and well in Washington. Newt Gingrich feels that McCain ‘suspending’ his campaign was "the greatest single act of responsibility ever taken by a presidential candidate."

Obama: 5, McCain: 0, Public: ??

How Canadians make fun of Americans: they interview us.

September 23, 2008

The Greening of the Travel Industry, and Other Oxymorons

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I went to the second annual World Savers Congress yesterday on the greening of the tourism industry. As many of you know, energy-efficient buildings, green hotels, and eco-resorts are all the rage, and I thought the event might be interesting.

The panel I attended was on green real estate with Bill McDonough, and representatives from Citi Realty, Celebrity Cruises, Four Seasons Resorts, Conde Nast, and the Proximity Hotel, which is hailed as the “greenest hotel in America.”

One of the main themes of the panel, and the conference on the whole, was that many of these ‘new’ developments in the building world are using technology developed over 20 years ago, but there hasn’t been the political will, and the economies of scale, to roll them out full-bore. A true statement, but sadly, very little information about these technologies was conveyed to the attendees. Perhaps because this was more of a ‘pat-ourselves-on-the-back- for-all-we’ve-done-for-the-planet conference, or was for an audience new to “ being green,” but I was a little disappointed. No mention of scenarios in which international airline travel would be curtailed due to the ten-fold effect high-altitude aircraft emissions have on global climate change, for example.

Other items of note:

Celebrity Cruises, one of the mega cruise line companies, is soon to be rolling out a new energy efficient ship. If an eco-boat that gets 1/2 mpg instead of 1/4 mpg, you may be thinking, “What’s the big deal?” A ‘green cruise linier’ does seem like an oxymoron, but bear with me. The process is the important part. In contrast to how most large ships are constructed, Celebrity Cruises built their hull first, paying close attention to energy-efficiency of the shape, before designing the guest quarters. This allowed them to identify the best method of slicing through the water, much like a fish. With a longer deck to keel length, and with a narrower width than its counterparts, this new ‘jewel of the sea’ will have a slightly less egregious affect on the planet than most tourist-carriers. Also they are using river rocks to bolster the ice in the buffets. For those of you who have done makeshift saunas before, you know these rocks tend to hold the cold (and the hot) for long amounts of time, thus reducing the amount of water and freezing needed to satiate ‘starving’ passengers.

Ashley Judd was one of the keynote speakers, and she primarily spoke of her efforts to highlight the lack of clean drinking water in remote African towns, as well as her organization’s partnership with Proctor & Gamble to create a product that can instantly purify even the most polluted of river water. She even demonstrated its efficacy up on stage. While you, in addition to Fox News, might bemoan celebrity involvement in movements they might abandon when they’re called to the next $100M movie shoot, Ashley seemed very motivated and to be devoting herself wholeheartedly to these efforts. Seems even easier to stay charged up, though, when you’re working with a population that includes the ten million children every day that don’t live to see their 5th birthday…

Queen Rania of Jordan spoke as well, but all I can really say is that she looks exactly like the actress Amanda Peet. One interesting statistic she mentioned was that the Middle East is experiencing a 13% increase in tourism this year, higher than anywhere else in the world. Well, that’s because people actually WANTED to go the other places over the last ten years! The Middle East, and I’m guessing she didn’t get the memo, has been on war footing ever since we re-invaded Afghanistan and Iraq. “Honey, should we go to Aruba or Anbar Province this year?”

Memorable quotes from the day:

- “It’s not sustainable for the species to make people look ugly.” Dennis Quaintance, CEO of Proximity Hotel, on the problems with some types of energy efficient lighting.
- “In our world, ‘asphalt’ is two words assigning blame,” Bill McDonough on construction materials.
- “This stuff is all real, and going on while we sit here in our pretty dresses and well-tailored suits.” Ashley Judd on the lack of fresh drinking water in parts of Africa.
- On Bill McDonough’s problem with the word ‘sustainable’: “If I asked you to describe your relationship with your wife, and you said, ‘sustainable,’ I would say, ‘I’m sorry…’”

Veni, vidi, vendi carbo sustituo.
"I came, I saw, I sold carbon offsets."
- Julius Caesar


And now for some other news:

Who wants to make bets on when Google and Wal-Mart join forces to rule Earth?

First debate on Friday… maybe.

Priceless quote: "I don't like to be in this position, asking for things and, you know, answering to the American taxpayer," Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson informed the Senate banking committee yesterday.

The GOP platform needs some work. My, how things change quickly in these modern times…

Another faith-based initiative.

Of the 104,000 chemicals used in products, only 30% have been tested for human health effects.. Ahhh, so THAT’s why the Europeans are pissing everyone off with their REACH project

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September 22, 2008

Out of the Office Today



I'm at a conference today called the World Savers Congress.

From the literature, it's where "travel industry CEOs and NGO leaders will discuss how the industry can develop socially responsible policies and initiatives."

I’m expecting a bunch of eco-tourism talk, but what I’d really like to hear about is the airlines' gasoline tax avoidance, contrails resulting from high atmosphere CO2 emissions, and labor unions at hotels and resorts. Don't expect to, though...

In the meantime, here’s an interesting article about WMD myths


PS. Now that I'm over my initial enthusiasm about starting the EBR up again, I think I'm going to try and put something out M/W/F instead of every day. That's it. Please move along...

I Miss Picking on Canada



What has happened to Americans being able to make fun of Canada and its residents? An old favorite joke:

“Living in Canada is like living upstairs from a really great party. You hate the noise, the yelling, and the bottles and cans lying around the next day. But really, you just wish you were invited.”

No more. Now the Canadian dollar has surpassed us in value. Their government, though painfully conservative by my northern friends’ standards, puts our right-wing operation to shame. They have a national health care plan, though it’s considered “socialist,” “communist,” or a “taxpayer boondoggle” in this country, depending on who you ask. Of course they have a winter that puts our chilly season to shame, but other than that, things look pretty good up north.

Oh well. Maybe we’ll invade Toronto, loot their museums, set up a provisional government, and take their oil. We’ve got some practice with this, and in all likelihood, Canadians will greet our tanks with flowers and music…



McCain staffers really blew it on this one… From the Sept/Oct issue of Contingencies, the magazine of the American Academy of Actuaries. McCain: We should create “[n]ationwide insurance markets that ensure broad and vigorous competition will wring out excess costs, overhead, and bloated executive compensation.” Wow. Sure thing, buddy. I’d love to have my insurance, in addition to my personal retirement account, be at the mercy of the Wall Street Gods who I’m sure have my best interests in mind…

But to be fair, in a speech McCain gave on March 25th, he saw the disaster looming on the horizon. "In financial institutions, there is no substitute for adequate capital to serve as a buffer against losses. Our financial market approach should include encouraging increased capital in financial institutions by removing regulatory, accounting and tax impediments to raising capital." Oh, wait. Strike that, reverse it.

McCain: 13, Obama: 1

It’s started. The race to November 4th begins.

Same Bad team, same Bad channel.

Fox News: “Loaning to minorities and risky folks is a disaster." Hmmm…

A persuasive ad on the burgeoning green movement.

September 21, 2008

Spontaneous Women’s Day*

I thought I’d throw a spontaneous e-celebration for the women out there, and provide some links that you could pass onto friends and family members who might be fooled into thinking that Palin on the ballot might actually be good for women’s rights. 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling, etc.

However, her respect for women to make their own choices wouldn't even extend to her own daughters. As if the relationship between teenage girls and their mothers wasn’t difficult enough, Palin’s know that even if they were a victim of rape, their mom wouldn’t allow them get an abortion. Harsh.

It pisses me off that the Republicans think that women are so narrow-minded that simply by adding a woman to the ticket that this guarantees the better half of the vote from the 51% of the population that doesn’t pee standing up. The good news is that, like everything else they seem to stand for, this notion seems to be disintegrating with each passing day.


* Sponsored by: The National Right to Life Committee


John McCain: 1, Glass Ceiling: 0

Rachel Maddow has Bill O’Reilly in her sights. And she’s just getting started…


So… McCain only sorta kinda wants to overturn Roe v. Wade, but as a compassionate man, is almost maybe willing to turn the other cheek in the event of rape and incest? Well, maybe his female counterpart can bring him around on respecting the choices of women? I should really do stand up comedy...

Uh, oh… McCain didn’t think Palin was qualified for executive office. Don’t worry, now she is.

What a confidence-inspiring team! Wow, what a rush it must be to a registered Republican right now!

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September 20, 2008

State of the Union

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My fellow Americans.

The fundamentals of my unemployment are strong. I have not worked a steady job in two years, and my advisors tell me that this glorious period is far from over. You have nothing to worry about. No need to send a “Congratulations on Your New Job” Hallmark card, don’t expect me to pick up the drink tab in the near future, and rest easy knowing that I am doing my part to keep the national unemployment numbers steadfast in the weeks and months ahead.

As for your pensions, 401K’s, and stock portfolios, however, you’re screwed. Unless you are an investment giant which made the right contributions to the right people over the years, you can kiss a government bailout goodbye. And that light at the end of the tunnel that’s blinking “01.20.09?” Yeah… it’s the midway point on our journey back from the Economic House of Cards Abyss. As much as I like Obama, the president doesn’t control interest rates (that’s the Federal Reserve), and he doesn’t have much control over government oversight of the financial sector (that’s Congress’ various subcommittees). Of course, he would have some influence, but you can’t expect a “market correction” that has been 20 years in the making (thanks, Reagan!) to be fixed overnight, or even in the next two years.

So, what’s a Bushistanian to do? For the time being, save your money. In an old coffee jar buried in the backyard, if possible. Don’t forget long-term investment vehicles as well, such as the Manned Mars Exploration IPO, Boondoggle Star Wars futures, or become a founding member of the John McCain Presidential Library. Sure-fire winners, all of them. And I know, because I have an MBA.

In a sense, if you have a job, keep it. I will carry my weight in keeping the jobless rate high, but you need to do your part by paying my bills and taking me out to dinner. Ask not what your financial system can do for you, but what you can do to maintain the status quo…



Wait, tell me again why putting “hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayers’ money at risk” in order to bail out corporate malfeasance is in our best interest?

Well, crap. Taliban 2.0 is a larger, smarter, and better armed organization than the first edition.

A conservative for Obama. A passionate article aimed at those on the fence.

A good piece on how John McCain is still in La La Land.

CERN, the Swiss scientists that brought us the World Wide Interwebs, are having some trouble blowing up the Earth. Give it a week or two…

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Yes, even though she has female parts, she is not much for these parts having too many rights. (See: A woman's right to choose, equal pay for equal work, and her support for abstinence-only education in schools that made her a grandmother).

September 19, 2008

45 Days to Go

First off, many apologies for the tests last night (if you get sent an email regarding new posts).

I was trying to “optimize” this site using some e-tools, and things didn’t go so well. As such, I will need to rely on a purely word-of-mouth/underground/secret society/guerilla marketing campaign to complete my plan of overtaking, and eventually replacing, the Drudge Report.

Or, if someone can help me understand Blogspot’s webmaster tools, that would help too…



CORRECTION: Yesterday, in a rant against the limited American knowledge of the world outside our borders, I referred to Spain’s prime minister as the “president.” So… QED.




A strange twist on foreign sources of crude oil, and the realization that we don’t actually track oil molecules.

Let’s not pretend racism is a thing of the past, shall we? Here is a a photo essay on a seamstress who outfits neo-Klansmen and women with their “hate couture.”

If you haven’t seen her yet, you surely will. From Air America to now her own show on MSNBC, Rachel Maddow is rocking it.

An interesting article comparing John McCain to Bob Dole. But this is becoming seriously low hanging fruit.

Okay, is this ironic, or what?

This is on the www.johnmccain.com website: “[Sarah Palin] told the Congress "thanks, but no thanks," for the "Bridge to Nowhere."”
Yes, yes it is.

In case you forgot that this guy is still in charge, you can sleep soundly again.

Wait… WHAT? CEOs receive obscene salaries that ignore reality and merely serve to re-enforce their peers’ exaggerated compensation in a cyclical maelstrom of greed? WHAT?!

Todd Palin doesn’t want to answer a subpoena in response to his wife’s gubernatorial abuses of power, because he no longer believes the Legislature's investigation is legitimate. Sure, that works for me…

You know you’re living in interesting times when phrases like “complete meltdown of our financial economy” are bandied about with fix-it price tags of $1 trillion. But do we really want to write a blank check to the current set of yahoos? Really…?

September 18, 2008

Flip, flop. Flop, flip. Who can keep track?!



The summer’s drawing to a close. Time to put away the shorts that were “way too much material anyways,” and prepare for the upcoming arboreal fireworks of fall.* I remember the seasons growing up in LA. There were two: school and summer. One was awesome with weather around 60-80 degrees, and the other was awesome and 60-80 degrees, but with homework.

But every four years, fall has a different meaning. We start off the spring with lofty ideas about how our presidential candidates should behave, and what we are looking for in the next leader of the world’s largest economy. And, much like last time, we end up becoming more cynical and detached, but with new arcane electoral knowledge under our belts (in 2000, it was voting machines, in 2004 it was the Electoral College, and new for 2008, superdelegates).

Perhaps one day, this will all make some amount of sense. But in the meantime, we continue to live and work in a plutocratic republic** that’s a great deal better off than a lot of other countries around the globe. Fresh drinking water right out of the tap, available jobs (even if we don’t want them), grocery stores with a multitude of selections even for something as banal as pickles, and a governmental system that isn’t determined by the will of the military. All in all, we’re doing pretty good.

But that doesn’t mean we can’t pay attention and speak truth to this power, even if it is on a lowly blog (Boring, Laughable, Obnoxious, Griping) on the outer reaches of the internet.



* For those of you on the west coast, this is the time of year that it starts to get chilly (below 50 degrees!) and the leaves turn all pretty.
** A governmental system in which we get to vote for people to represent our best interests, who are then controlled by the rich and powerful. But hey, it’s pretty much the same everywhere, so we’re in good company.



It's good to know that as low as Republicans have sunk over the last 50 years, there's always room to spare for more shenanigans. Now those in Michigan and Ohio who have lost their homes in foreclosures might be unable to vote in the upcoming election. Guess who these folks are likely to support?
http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/09/michigan-and-maybe-ohio-lose-your-home.html


Remember the recent ad that suggested that Obama’s “one accomplishment” regarding education policy was trying to teach comprehensive sex education to kindergartners? This was from yesterday:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/mccain-gets-testy-on-morn_n_126773.html

And this was from non-partisan (as they come) FactCheck.org on September 10th, A WEEK AGO:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/16/mccain-gets-testy-on-morn_n_126773.html

Someone didn’t get the memo…


Apparently, the women of Alaska are not all that enamored with Governor Palin… to say the least.
http://www.adn.com/photos/v-gallery/story/525182.html


A great article on Obama’s journey to the center to grab votes, while ignoring some key issues in which he differs from his base.
http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/politics/2008/08/american_dreamer_man_in_the_mi.html


John McCain doesn’t seem to have a stable opinion about what to do about Wall Street. His stance from a week ago would call his current persona an anti-growth socialist.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014778.php


This is becoming a huge deal in Spain, and rightly so, considering McCain lumped their prime minister (Zapatero) in with Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez, and was under the impression that the country was located in Latin America. “Obama has never been south of our border.” What!?! I know he’s an American, and our geography knowledge is famously lax, but that’s quite a lapse for someone running on his foreign policy experience…
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/217792.php


Obama’s been talking for months about the lobbyists running McCain’s campaign, but 83 WALL STREET LOBBYISTS on his staff? That should be raising some eyebrows given recent events.
http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/09/9753_mccain_campaign_lobbyists_wall_street_aig.html

September 17, 2008

The truth is fluid like mercury at room temperature

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John. John, stop. Really, don’t ever mention bridges or earmarks again. You sound like an idiot. This is from yesterday…
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/09/16/mccain-bridge-lie-cnn/


What would YOU do with $85 billion?
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/271257f2-83f1-11dd-bf00-000077b07658.html?nclick_check=1

Well, of course you’d buy an island first and foremost. But after that?


Even if, from what I’ve read, both Tsvangirai and Mugabe are evil bastards, this last election in Zimbabwe really could have evolved into another huge civil war.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7617731.stm


The comedy/magician/myth-debunking duo, Penn and Teller, take on the tap water vs. bottled water debate.
http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=h123jjbvgl


Please tell me there’s another explanation for McCain and Palin’s positions on this…
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014759.php


Fox News REALLY doesn’t want Georgians talking about what happened in South Ossetia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5idQm8YyJs4&feature=related


"How to Backpedal Ineffectively on Energy Policy," by John McCain and Sarah Palin.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014756.php


What’s the problem with the other three percent?
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D937U9BO1&show_article=1

September 16, 2008

It's like 1929/1987 all over again... and other news

There may come a time when I settle on a format for this website. Until that time, it will likely just be a collection of links I find throughout the day...


Looking for an investment firm to buy?
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/bfs/841206401.html

It is well documented that Al Gore created the internet, but McCain's aides are trying to one-up the former VP by saying their man created the Blackberry. Really.
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014743.php

A few outcomes from Hurricane Ike, and they’re not good, if you can imagine.
http://www.grist.org/news/2008/09/15/blowin/index.html

They’re not calling him McSame for no reason. Our boy John adds another doozy to his campaign staff.
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080929/wiener

AIG’s collateral deposits are too small (that’s what she said). A quick look at a deepening crisis, and why the most recent casualty is more than just another failed institution.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/16/opinion/16lewitt.html?_r=1&ref=opinion&oref=slogin


Oh, just for the record:

I could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

September 15, 2008

Having a go at it.

I’m thinking that this series of tubes thing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes) is going to catch on, so I’m going to try and post something on this site as often as I can. Hopefully not long diatribes like I’m prone to do, but something quick for the “on-the-go,” but suspiciously well-informed, English speaker.

Without further ado.


An old, fuzzy story about eminent domain and the Department of Homeland Security.
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20080324/story

McCain’s campaign is a case study on ridiculousness advertising
http://www.usnews.com/blogs/john-farrell/2008/9/15/john-mccains-journey-from-maverick-to-liar.html

What Turd Blossom had to say about those tactics
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/14/campaign.wrap/index.html

Moving images from the havoc of Hurricane Ike.
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/09/the_short_but_eventful_life_of.html

Huh. This seems awfully familiar… A time when investors defrauded the public and had to be bailed out by the government to the tune of $3 billion (in 1987 dollars, which were a kind of a bright neon lime…).
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2008_09/014734.php

Are we over this yet?
http://www.mondaymorningmemo.com/mmm_images/June6_2005MMM.jpg



Only 50 days until November 4th, only 50 days until November 4th...

September 12, 2008

September 11th to November 4th

Just a number of thoughts that occurred to me while walking around today....

As much as our parents' generation (for the Americans on this thread) remember where they were when John F. Kennedy was shot, we can still hear the news of a plane hitting the World Trade Center, and can return the room we were in when the towers fell. While much of the pain and trepidation about being attacked for the first time has dissipated, the ramifications of that event continue to unfold, even seven years on.

I, for one, will never read the book, My Pet Goat, to my kids.

For those who are scratching their heads at the reference, this was the book our president was reading to school children on September 11, 2001 when the planes hit the twin towers. Essentially he was faced with the first real test of his presidency, and ended up looking like a deer in headlights while countless firefighters, EMTs and policemen gave their lives in the line of duty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGLYkXp_y0I And it was pretty much downhill from there. You know the stories, and quite frankly, there are too many disasters in the years to follow to make for an easy read. But, if interested: http://www.thenation.com/sections/george_w_bush

Essentially, the way our leaders have acted following the first foreign attack on U.S. soil since the Revolutionary War (let's not forget renegade whiteboys Timothy McVeigh or Terry Nichols, however, the perpetrators of the Oklahoma City bombing) has ensured that our nation is less safe, our foreign policy more narrow, and a new generation born with a deep hatred of our country. All because of our leaders' steadfast perception that what they do is right, is in the name of freedom, and that history will judge them as competent bringers of justice to the world. But in reality, let's not kid ourselves: it's all about the money.

The power grabs in the Middle East to ensure pipelines through contested regions. The suppression of renewable energy projects where the profits aren't landing in the pockets of the oil conglomerates. The perpetual state of war that benefits what president Harry Truman famously described as the "military industrial complex." The resistance of the U.S. military to allow reporters to follow troops wherever the story might lead, nor show footage of flag-draped coffins returning home from Iraq and Afghanistan. The abysmal lack of subsidies for organically-produced agriculture that put these healthier foods out of reach for lower income families. The list goes on and on, but for the most part, a lot of what trickles down from the top of our system of government depends on the choices we make on our own, in a voting booth, with nothing else to distract us.

As Americans, as flawed as our electoral system is, we find ourselves at yet another crossroads come the presidential election on November 4th. Now many of you live in states and regions whose outcome is virtually decided. I don't think New York is going to McCain, for one. Nor California or Massachusetts. But some of you live in states, or next to states, where Obama and McCain (let's not pretend this election is about Sarah Palin) are running neck and neck, and where literally the future of the planet lies in the outcome of certain districts.

We got surprised in 2000, and were shocked in 2004, but I'll be damned if I'm going to sit in front of a TV screen again watching the polls come in on Nov 4th. I will be going to Pennsylvania to do whatever I can, in the closest swing state to New York (sorry NH, but you're only 4 electoral votes...). We cannot let an election be stolen out from under us again. And when I say "us," I'm also referring to a large swath of Republicans who consistently vote against their long-term interest on the basis of homophobia, ignorance of world affairs, and thoughts on when exactly life begins. It is for those who want to marry their partners, for the Iranian street vendors who simply want to put food in their family's stomachs, and the babies of women unable to raise them that we must do what we can in the months ahead to reverse the dangerous course our country is on.

Disclosure: I am a privileged white person in one of the richest countries on Earth, and can afford to think these things. I realize this.

You, by the virtue of being a friend of mine, have likely had similar advantages growing up. And for this reason, we have the education and resources to both think about these issues, as well as can find time to do something about it. I am not being hyperbolic when I suggest that the fate of the world depends on those willing and able to correct a wrong perpetrated on the American people and the world for 8 long years. Register to vote. Get your apathetic friends to register. And contact your friends and family in swing states to see what you could do from afar. This, and with a million other small action leading up to Nov 4, we can help bring an end to the Republican tyranny that has made us all worse off.

There are going to be at least two Supreme Court justices nominated by our next president, and McCain has said repeatedly that he will nominate people such as Scalia and Alito to the bench. For those of you with sisters and daughters, or may be having daughters in the years ahead, this is no theoretical exercise. The most important women in your life could be unable to terminate a pregnancy that is threatening their life, would be resigned to work for unequal pay, and in both circumstances, these effects could last for a generation.

If you haven't guessed already, this is election is important. Sharing mostly unreported views of the world is important (the Georgia/Russia conflict, for one). And using our privilege to stay on top of national and world affairs is important. If this election goes the wrong way come November, the road ahead will become considerably steeper and rockier. That said, I am confident that the Obama-Biden ticket will come out on top, and that this will be a resounding victory on the scale of Clinton in '96 (Reagan in '84 is too much to ask for, but a girl can dream...). But as we saw with the Diebold fiasco in 2004 (http://www.motherjones.com/commentary/columns/2004/03/03_200.html), and what is happening in small districts around the country with no paper trails on the voting machines, this outcome is by no mean guaranteed. Only by a landslide can we deliver a more prosperous future to our children and grandchildren. We can do it, but we have to do some more work to get there...


Now, because I've been standing on this soapbox for quite sometime, and with many things left unsaid (believe it or not). I should probably stop. But below are a few news outlets I check regularly to keep abreast of things not always reported in the mainstream media:

- Washington Monthly - www.washingtonmonthly.com
- The Nation - www.thenation.com
- Drudge - www.drudgereport.com (believe it or not)
- Talking Points Memo - www.talkingpointsmemo.com