Holy Melting 700 Club, Batman!!

Heat wave makes Pat Robertson a global warming 'convert'

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA  --  The Reverend Pat Robertson says he
hasn't been a believer in global warming in the past, but this
summer's record-breaking heat is -- quote -- "making a convert
out of me."

On his "700 Club" broadcast, Robertson said, "It is getting hotter,
and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon
dioxide in the air."

Switching sides on an issue that divides evangelical Christians,
Robertson said, "We really need to address the burning of
fossil fuels."

The religious broadcaster told viewers, "If we are contributing
to the destruction of this planet, we need to do something about it."

Copyright 2006 Associated Press.

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